Q: Why is Bill Clinton's economic plan called
| Clinton jokes
Q: Why is Bill Clinton's economic plan called positively atheist? A: Because it hasn't got a prayer.
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A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman
| Salesmen jokes
A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman manages to bull his way into a woman's home in a rural area. "This machine is the best ever" he exclaims, whilst pouring a bag of dirt over the lounge floor. The woman says she's really worried it may not all come off, so the salesman says, "If this ma
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How can you tell if someone who's having a
| Telephone jokes
How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone? You get a tizzy signal!
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Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women
| Women jokes
Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women ? Sister: Man-eating sharks.
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What is a cow's favorite lunch
| Cow jokes
What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna
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A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads. The wide selection and huge variety confuse her, so she asks the clerk for some help. “What kind of pads should I get?” she says. “This is all new to me.” “Well,” says the clerk, “that depends on the flow.” She says, “It’s ceramic tile.”