Do you need a silencer if you are going
| Answer me this jokes
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mine?
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Why are football players never asked for
| Sport jokes
Why are football players never asked for dinner? Because they're always dribbling!
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Why do you keep going back to that fishing
| Internet jokes
Why do you keep going back to that fishing website? I can't help it, I'm hooked.
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Eating Dogs
| Vietnamese
Two Vietnamese refugees have just arrived in the United States by boat and one says to the other, ""I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs."" ""Odd,"" her companion replies, ""but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."" Nodding emphatically, one of t
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What's the difference between a teacher
| Car and train jokes
What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad? One trains the mind, the other minds the train.
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How is a hailstone like an onion? -They are both whitish and have layers