Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
| Baby jokes
Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper? A: Michael Jackson's hand !!
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Why do Apes like tall buildings?
| Gorilla jokes
Why do Apes like tall buildings? They want to climb the heights of the business world!
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Father: You've
| Children jokes
Father: You've got 4 D's and a C on your report. Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject !"
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What did the cannibal's parents
| Cannibal jokes
What did the cannibal's parents say when she brought her boyfriend home ? 'Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!
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Three guys are
| Dirty jokes
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best sex in town!" Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes late
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What do you call a flying skunk? A smellicopter!