The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and
| Military jokes
The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker amongst themselves is that they don't speak the same language. For instance, Take the simple phrase "secure the building". The Army will post guards around the place. The Navy will turn out the lights and lock the doors. The Marines
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One day there were
| Dirty jokes
One day there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it and the other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in the steam.
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An Irish couple, whose married bliss was not
| Marriage jokes
An Irish couple, whose married bliss was not without a few "squalls" received a humble lecture from their priest regarding their disgraceful quarrels. "Why, that dog and cat you have agree better than you." "If yer reverence'll tie them together, ye'll soon change yer mind."
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Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang
| Blonde jokes
Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!
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A Toledo man was
| Halloween jokes
A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party.
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Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.” “We’re short-handed, Smith” the boss replies. “I can’t give you the day off.” “Thanks, boss,” says Smith “I knew I could count on you!”