Q: How many DP’s does it take to

What is the difference between an aardvark and

| Aardvark jokes

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote? One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!

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What do vampires put at the bottom of their

| E-mail jokes

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails? Best viscious.

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A cattleman from West

| Heaven and hell jokes

A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the terrain was bare with no greenery. He remarked to the gate keeper, "Howdy Saint Peter. Say, this looks just like Texas." "The gatekeeper replied, "First of all, I'm not Sain

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What did the mouse say to the

| Computer jokes

What did the mouse say to the webcam? Cheese.

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Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea

| Blonde jokes

Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning? A: It swells at night.

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Q: How many DP’s does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one, if he’s got a good crew to do it.