Q: What do little trees say
| Halloween jokes
Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat.
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Q: How many Liberal Democrats does it take
| Political jokes
Q: How many Liberal Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. "Well it's not really a question of should we change it or should we not change the lightbulb, but more a question of...(blah blah waffle)"
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A husband and wife entered the
| Dentist jokes
A husband and wife entered the dentist's office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible." "You're a brave man," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is." The husband turns
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Young
| Children jokes
Young Vestal was walking in his Florida backyard when an alligator bit him. "Mama!" yelled the boy. "A gator jus' bit off mah foot!" "Which one?" called his mother from inside the cabin. "How the hell should Ah know?!" he shrieked. "They all look alike to me!"
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Q: Why is being in the
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why is being in the military like a blow job? A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
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Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!