While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a
| Fishing jokes
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,"Are there any gators around here?!" "Naw," the man hollered bac
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I say waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
| Waiter jokes
I say waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Well throw him a doughnut - they make fantastic life belts!
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A jealous husband hires a private detective
| Marriage jokes
A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The husband tells the detective, he wants both a written account and as many videos of her in any kind of compromising situations as the man can get. Two weeks later the detective calls the man and tells him he has all the
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Did you hear? Laments gettin a
| College jokes
Did you hear? Laments gettin a Ph.D. "What does Ph.D. stand for?" "in his case, Pin-headed Dope."
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WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It
| Car and train jokes
WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor." HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous." WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburettor." HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburettor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?" WIFE: "In the pool."
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The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker amongst themselves is that they don’t speak the same language. For instance, Take the simple phrase “secure the building”. The Army will post guards around the place. The Navy will turn out the lights and lock the doors. The Marines will kill everybody inside and set up a headquarters. The Air Force will take out a 5 year lease with an option to buy.