What is the definition of a goose ?
| Bird jokes
What is the definition of a goose ? An animal that grows down as it grows up !
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If you're fishing on ice, you should
| Fishing jokes
If you're fishing on ice, you should never tell a joke on ice. WHY??? The ice will crack up!
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What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs?
| Insect jokes
What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs? Ath-fleats!
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An auditor was examining the balance sheet
| Accountant jokes
An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area of Western Australia. The reason for the purchase was partly for the thousands of acres that the station covered and partly for the thousands of sheep that ranged over those
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Two teenage boys were
| Beauty jokes
Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom. One said, 'I took my girlfriend to see 'The bride of Dracula' last night. 'Oh yeah,' said the other, ' what was she like ?' 'Well she was about six foot six, white as a ghost and she had big red staring eyes and fangs. The other said, 'Yes, but
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One day 3 women went to the top of a water flume in a swimming pool. There was a black haired, brown haired, and a blonde haired woman. When they got to the top a genie appeared from nowhere and said “when your going down the flume shout out the on thing that you want and you will land in it at the bottom. So the black haired woman went down and shouted “money” and landed in a load of cash, the brown haired woman went down and shouted “gorgous men!” and landed in a pile of men. The blonde woman wasnt listening to the genie so she went down shouting weeeeeee.