Q: When a 16-inch
| Music jokes
Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pavement first? A: Who cares!
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Did you like www.flower.com?
| Internet jokes
Did you like www.flower.com? Not at first....but it grew on me!
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A blonde bought a brand new car and decided
| Blonde jokes
A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, she decided to return, and called up her mother to expect her in the evening. But she didn't reach home in the evening and
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'Why are you crying, Ted ?' asked his
| Children jokes
'Why are you crying, Ted ?' asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt. 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet. 'But they are the only feet I have.
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Q: Why did the blonde give up bowling for
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing? A: The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
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A retired sergeant was asked: “Well, how do you like civilian life?” “Terrible,” he said gruffly, “all those people around and nobody in charge!”