What dog always gets on everyone’s nerves?

Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a

| Ethnic jokes

Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding? A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.

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An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked

| Military jokes

An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!" So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank! Th

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God is sitting up in his ivory

| Religious jokes

God is sitting up in his ivory tower, he's had enough of the pressures and stresses of being the number one, so he's decided to go on holiday. He calls all his super-being mates up and they pop around to discuss a few suggestions. "What about Mars," says one of them. "Nah I went there 15,000 yea

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QUESTION: How long does a United States

| Political jokes

QUESTION: How long does a United States Congressman serve? ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

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An aircraft is about to crash. There are

| Political jokes

An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board, but unfortunately only 4 parachutes. The first passenger says, "I'm Shaquille O'Neill, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers need me, it would be unfair to them if I died." So he takes the first parachute and jumps. The

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What dog always gets on everyone’s nerves? A great pane!