A wildlife biologist is working in the
| Biologist jokes
A wildlife biologist is working in the woods, miles from the nearest town. He's camped alone with his dog and cat as his companions. Suddenly, an old gentleman carrying a small limp dog, franticly runs into his camp. "Please, please help me! I think something has happened to Willie. Our Win
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Arvil was coming out of the Texas University
| College jokes
Arvil was coming out of the Texas University student building when he was stopped by two coeds. "Would you like to become a Jehovah's Witness?" asked one of the girls. "No, I really couldn't. I didn't see the accident."
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Did you hear about the farmer
| Farmer jokes
Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens? He wanted them to lay coloured eggs!
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Teacher: "Who built the first American
| Car and train jokes
Teacher: "Who built the first American car?" Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims?" Student: "Yeah, they made the Mayflower Compact."
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A policeman pulls a man over
| Police jokes
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glaz
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Q: What did a blind boy’s parent’s do to punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture