Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia
| Police jokes
Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a drunken cop. One guy was thrown through the windshield and his buddy was knocked down an embankment. The first guy was charged with breaking and entering and the second with leaving the scene of
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What are
| Dirty jokes
What are the two greatest lies? "The check is in the mail," and "I promise I won't cum in your mouth."
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What's a frogs favourite flower ?
| Frog jokes
What's a frogs favourite flower ? A croakus !
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Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my
| Waiter jokes
Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!
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How do you hire a teddy bear?
| Various animal jokes
How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts !
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Q: What has Clinton done that no one has been able to do in the last 5 years? A: Unite the Republican Party.