Q. Why do blondes have more fun?
| Blonde jokes
Q. Why do blondes have more fun? A. They are easier to keep amused.
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In the 1970's, before women
| Military jokes
In the 1970's, before women were allowed to sign up for combat duty, a man was bragging to his friends about how his sister disguised herself as a man and was able to join the army. "But, wait a minute," said one listener, "She'll have to dress with the boys and shower with them too. Won't
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How can a can you double your money?
| Money jokes
How can a can you double your money? By folding it in half.
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Q. Why
| Music jokes
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get away from the bagpipe recital.
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Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I
| Bath jokes
Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water, personally.
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A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. 200 yards further he’s stopped by a police officer. Officer: “Good evening sir. We’re testing drivers for drunken driving. Would you please blow into this machine?”. Man: “I’m sorry, I can’t do that. I have asthma. If I blow on that machine I will get out of air”. Officer: “Please come along to the office and we can give you a blood test”. Man: “I can’t do that. I have anemia and if you stick a needle in me I will bleed to death”. Officer: “Then you’ll have to get out and walk 5 yards along this white line”. Man: “Can’t do that either”. Officer: “Why not?”. Man: “Because I’m dead drunk”.