You Might be a
| Military jokes
You Might be a Marine Wife if: 1. Your mail goes to four addresses in two countries before it reaches you. 2. You earned an Accounting degree by deciphering your husband's LES and running a family on what was ACTUALLY deposited. 3. "Savings" sounds like a great idea and you hope to someday ha
[ read more ]
If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get?
| Cat jokes
If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get? An a-cat-emy award.
[ read more ]
A small twin-prop
| Aviation jokes
A small twin-prop commuter plane was hijacked by a desperate animal rights extremist who vowed to kill one of the passengers to demonstrate his serious intentions. There were two passengers present, a microbiologist and a yeast geneticist. The hijacker gave each one two minutes to explain wh
[ read more ]
When do ghosts play tricks on each other?
| Ghost jokes
When do ghosts play tricks on each other? On April Ghoul's Day
[ read more ]
Far away in the tropical waters of the
| Fishing jokes
Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm bored and
[ read more ]
The nurse who can smile when things go wrong is probably going off duty.