Where did the piglets study their ABC’s?

A manager was being interviewed after he had

| Sport jokes

A manager was being interviewed after he had resigned from a football club? "Were the crowd not behind you" asked the reporter "They were right behind me all right", said the manager, "But I managed to shake them off at the station!"

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The young accounting graduate, fresh out of

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The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective employer asked him what starting salary he was looking for. "Oh, around $100,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." "Well, how does this sound? Five weeks annual leave,

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They now have an Italian airline that flies out

| Dirty jokes

They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa. It's called Genitalia.

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The Chief Rabbi and the Pope are in a

| Religious jokes

The Chief Rabbi and the Pope are in a meeting in Rome. The Rabbi notices a fancy shmancy phone on a side table in the Pope's private chambers. "What's that phone for?" he asks. "It's my direct line to the Lord!" the Pope replies. The Rabbi is doubtful, but the Pope insists that he tries it out

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A software verifier read in the Bible

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A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of the window and broke a leg. There he lies, writhing in pain, and happily thinks: "I never really considered myself a fool, but I never knew I was THAT clever!"

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Where did the piglets study their ABC’s? At a school for higher loining.