Teacher: What is can't short for ?
| School jokes
Teacher: What is can't short for ? Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !
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What's the worst thing about having to kiss
| Old age jokes
What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma? When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.
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One behaviorist to another after
| Mental health jokes
One behaviorist to another after lovemaking: "Darling, that was wonderful for you. How was it for me?"
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Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive.
| Computer jokes
Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive. Clicking eject doesn't work." Tech Support: "Ok, turn the power to your Mac off, hold down the mouse clicker, and power the Mac back up." Customer: "Look, I don't have three hands!"
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Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs
| Monster jokes
Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course - he'd be eggs-terminated.
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How do Filipinos count money? One-a, two-a, three-a, four-a, another-a …