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This man was sitting quietly reading his

| Marriage jokes

This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan. Man: "What was that for?" Wife: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou writ

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Because of a bad case of hemorrhoids, a gay

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Because of a bad case of hemorrhoids, a gay bottom goes to his doctor. The physician prescribes suppositories, but when it comes time to use them the young man is afraid he will do it wrong. So he goes into the bathroom and bends over and looks through his legs into the mirror to line up the

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Why don't Jewish

| Ethnic jokes

Why don't Jewish mothers drink? Alcohol interferes with their suffering.

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Why couldn't the skeleton go to the

| Christmas jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ? He had no body to go with !

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How to Feed Elephants by P. Nutts'

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How to Feed Elephants by P. Nutts'

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What does a baby computer call his father? Data.