What is the hamburgers' motto?
| Burger jokes
What is the hamburgers' motto? If at first you don't succeed, fry, fry again!
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One day a teacher was asking her class to use
| Dirty jokes
One day a teacher was asking her class to use absolutely in a sentence. So Janet raised her hand and said the sky is absolutely blue, the teacher said no, it is not, sometimes is black or has different colors. Another little boy raised his hand and said "the leaves on the trees are absolute
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1st vampire: How things?
| Letter jokes
1st vampire: How things? 2nd vampire: Terrible! Today I received a letter saying I'm overdrawn by 50 pints at the blood bank.
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One woman to another at a singles bar:
| Women jokes
One woman to another at a singles bar: "I'm not as optimistic about relationships as I used to be. These days, when I meet a man, I ask myself, Is this the guy I want my children to spend every other weekend with?"
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My mother-in-law has got
| Humor jokes
My mother-in-law has got so many double chins it looks like she is peering over a pile of pancakes.
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Two elderly gentlemen, Sam and Harry, were having breakfast. Sam said to Harry, “Harry, why do you have a suppository in your ear?” Harry took the suppository out, looked it over and said, “Sam, I’m really glad you saw this thing, now I think I know where my hearing aid is.”