A psychiatrist visited a
| Marriage jokes
A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply. "Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I married a widow with a grown daughter who
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A girl
| Dirty jokes
A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do "69". "What the hell is that?" asks the guy. Realizing he's inexperienced, she tries to explain,"I put my head between your legs and you put your head between mine." Still not knowing w
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The Fire brigade phones George Graham in
| Firefighter jokes
The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning. "Mr Graham sir, White Hart Lane is on fire!" "The cups man! Save the cups!" cries George. "Uh, the fire hasn't spread to the canteen yet, sir."
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Why is the air so clean and healthy on
| Halloween jokes
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
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What was the Tsar of Russia’s favorite fish ? Tsardines !