Why was the cat so small ?
| Cat jokes
Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !
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A business man was interviewing
| Accountant jokes
A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select the most suitable person for the job. He asked each applicant the question, "What is two and two?" The first interviewee was a journalist. His answer was "Twenty-two." The sec
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A little girl spoke to her teacher about
| Religious jokes
A little girl spoke to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl said, "But how can that be? Jonah was swallowed by a whale." Irritated, the t
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Why was the school
| Car and train jokes
Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ? They were both driving their cars at the time !
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How do we know hamburgers have high IQ’s? They ‘loin’ fast!