Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right
| Music jokes
Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage? A: Because, son, it is more difficult to hit a moving target.
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What is another word for a python
| Snake jokes
What is another word for a python ? A mega-bite !
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I'm not ugly. I could
| Beauty jokes
I'm not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But that's the problem - you don't please anyone.
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What does a vampire stand on after taking a
| Vampire jokes
What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower? A bat mat.
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Doctor, Doctor my
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor my husband smells like fish Poor sole!
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Q: Two men drive into a car wash. Which one is the Irishman? A: The one on the motorbike.