Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
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A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside except for a pet dog he for a long time. The dog finally died and Muldoon went to the parish priest, saying “Father, the dog is dead. Could you possibly be saying a Mass for the poor creature?” Father Patrick told the farmer “No, we can’t have services for an animal in the church, but I’ll tell you what, there’s a new denomination down the road apiece, and no telling what they believe in, but maybe they’ll do something for the animal.” Muldoon said “I’ll go right now. By the way, do you think $50,000 is enough to donate for the service?” Father Patrick replied “Why didn’t you tell me the dog was Catholic.”
How do fireflies start a race ?
How do fireflies start a race ? Ready steady glow !
Q: What do blondes do
Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair? A: They pull up their pants.
My
My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!said Miss Conceited. Then he’s right said her little brother.Sophia Loren? “No-spaghetti!
Sports fad
Sports fad invented by pigs: Mud wrestling.
Why is horse racing so romantic?
Why is horse racing so romantic? Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
What’s a moo hoo for a young calf?
What’s a moo hoo for a young calf? A new moo!
What do you call a greedy ant ?
What do you call a greedy ant ? An anteater !
In the beginning, God created the earth and
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. – Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.