Two Italian

Q: Why did the mirror have 6 holes in

| Blonde jokes

Q: Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

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A man goes to the eye doctor. The

| Doctor and nurse jokes

A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?" and the man replies, "No, just spots."

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What do you get if you cross two snakes with a

| Snake jokes

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ? Addercadabra and abradacobra !

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Most Republicans try, at least

| Political jokes

Most Republicans try, at least once, enclosing indulgent, wretchedly maudlin form letters about their families in their Christmas cards. Public ridicule from Democrats usually discourages them from doing it again.

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When do cannibals cook you?

| Cannibal jokes

When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.

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Two Italian construction workers were in the field on an extremely hot day working.. the one says to the other ” hey how come we do all a da work and he gets all a da money?” pointing to the supervisor. The other says, “I don’t know, go ask him.” So Guido goes up to the supervisor and says “Hey, how come we do all a da work and you get all a da money?” The supervisor says “Intelligence”. Guido says “what is this intelligence?” The supervisor puts his hand on a tree and says “Hita my hand as hard as you can!” Guido winds up and with all his might tries to hit the supervisors hand. Just as he almost does the supervisor pulls his hand away and Guido hits the tree! The supervisor says “That’s intelligence”. Still smarting Guido goes back to his co-worker and his co-worker says “Hey what did he say?” With a sheepish look on his face Guido puts his hand on his face and says “hita my hand as hard as you can. . .”