Marley stopped at the town
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley's head. "How you like it?" asked the barber. "Real fine," said the redneck. "But how 'bout making it a little longer in the back?"
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Did you hear about the UCLA track
| College jokes
Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal? He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed.
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Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down
| Police jokes
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!" "Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and
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Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?
| Insect jokes
Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest? Because she was a litter bug.
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What are your two favourite times to party?
| Time jokes
What are your two favourite times to party? Daytime and night-time!
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What’s a moo hoo for a young calf? A new moo!