In the beginning, God created the earth and

Two aliens landed

| Space jokes

Two aliens landed in the remote countryside and went walking from the flying saucer along a narrow lane. The first thing they saw was a red pillar box. `Take us to your leader,' said the first alien. `Don't waste time talking to him. Can't you see he's only a child?' said the second alien.

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Q: What is 61 to a blonde?

| Dirty jokes

Q: What is 61 to a blonde? A: She wants 8 (ate) more.

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Why did the dog's owner think his dog

| Dog jokes

Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a great mathematician? When he asked the dog what six minus six was, the dog said nothing.

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How many pilots does it take to change a

| Aviation jokes

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb? None, it is done by the automatic pilot.

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What tea do footballers drink?

| Sport jokes

What tea do footballers drink? Penaltea!

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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. – Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.