There was an engineer who had an
| Humor jokes
There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired. Several years later the company contacted him regarding a seemingly impossible problem they were having with one of their multi-million do
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What did the baby
| Bird jokes
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? 'Dad, dad, look what marma-laid' !
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I'd say he was spineless.
| Food jokes
I'd say he was spineless. Yes, about as spineless as cooked spaghetti.
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Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the
| Music jokes
Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo? A: They make good paddles.
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What do you call a sleeping
| Cow jokes
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer.
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A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside except for a pet dog he for a long time. The dog finally died and Muldoon went to the parish priest, saying “Father, the dog is dead. Could you possibly be saying a Mass for the poor creature?” Father Patrick told the farmer “No, we can’t have services for an animal in the church, but I’ll tell you what, there’s a new denomination down the road apiece, and no telling what they believe in, but maybe they’ll do something for the animal.” Muldoon said “I’ll go right now. By the way, do you think $50,000 is enough to donate for the service?” Father Patrick replied “Why didn’t you tell me the dog was Catholic.”