An Army Ranger was on holiday in the depths
| Military jokes
An Army Ranger was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However, he was not prepared to pay the high prices. After failing to haggle the vendor down to a reasonable price level, he ended up shouting "I don't give two hoots for your shoes, man, I'
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Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup! Yes sir, it's the hot water that kills them.
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What kind of make up was the girl wearing on
| Halloween jokes
What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween? Mash-scara!
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What goes "snap, crackle and pop" ?
| Insect jokes
What goes "snap, crackle and pop" ? A firefly with a short circuit !
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What did you get for your birthday?
| Birthday jokes
What did you get for your birthday? Another year!
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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? ‘Dad, dad, look what marma-laid’ !