Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small
| Mental health jokes
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket. You do look a little pail.
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Why wouldn't anyone play with the little
| Cow jokes
Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!
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Gosh, its raining cats and dogs, said Fred
| Weather jokes
Gosh, its raining cats and dogs, said Fred looking out of the kitchen window. "I know," said his mother. "I've just stepped in a poodle!"
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What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog
| Dog jokes
What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ? A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
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Two aliens landed their ship on a golf course
| Space jokes
Two aliens landed their ship on a golf course and watched a young man golfing. First he hit it into the high grass, mumbling and cursing he retrieved his ball. Then he hit it into the sand bunker shouting curse words he retrieved the ball. Next he hit a perfect hole in one, then the first alie
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I’d say he was spineless. Yes, about as spineless as cooked spaghetti.