The brain is a wonder ful thing
| School jokes
The brain is a wonder ful thing Why do you say that ? Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class !
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How many psychiatrists does it take to
| Mental health jokes
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? "How long have you been having this phantasy?"
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How can you tell a male
| Dinosaur jokes
How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur? Ask it a question. If he answers, it's a male; if she answers, it's female.
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Adam: How did Mummy know you
| Bath jokes
Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
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I wouldn't say that Christmas gnomes are
| Christmas jokes
I wouldn't say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!
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Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade.