How do you know when an

Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to

| Ethnic jokes

Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children? A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

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What's black and white and makes a lot

| Various animal jokes

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a set of drums.

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What do you call a pig thief?

| Pig jokes

What do you call a pig thief? A hamburglar!

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Zoo Keeper:"I've lost one of my

| Zoo jokes

Zoo Keeper:"I've lost one of my elephants" Other Zoo Keeper:"Why don't you put an advert in the paper?" Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly, he can't read!"

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Q: What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts,

| Dirty jokes

Q: What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? A: Almond Joy candy bar

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How do you know when an accountant’s on holidays? He doesn’t wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.