What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky husky !
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Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.
The little church in the suburbs suddenly
The little church in the suburbs suddenly stopped buying from its regular office supply dealer. So, the dealer telephoned Deacon Brown to ask why. “I’ll tell you why,” shouted Deacon Brown. “Our church ordered some pencils from you to be used in the pews for visitors to register.” “Well, interrupted the dealer, “didn’t you receive them yet?” “Oh, we received them all right,” replied Deacon Brown. “However, you sent us some golf pencils…each stamped with the words, `Play Golf Next Sunday.
If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you
If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ? The one in the sugar bowl !
Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp,
Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street corner? A: 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, not for a zillion f*cks, 4 f*cks!
A woman went to a sweet store to buy some
A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said “Gosh, your ugly aren’t you?, I’ve never seen anyone so hideous as you before” “Young man” she replied. ” I didn’t come here to be insulted” “Really”, he said, “Where do you usually go ?”
The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host
The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host What happened? He turned out to be a big boar.
Why is it difficult to
Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? They’re always switching their tails!
What’s a moo hoo for grazing school?
What’s a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class!
What kind of ant is good at maths ?
What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !