In a nursing home, there is this old woman named
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In a nursing home, there is this old woman named Gladys who likes to walk around and flash people. She walks up to a nun, opens her robe and yells "Super Pussy!" The nun says, "Gladys, you know you're not supposed to do that. Now go back to your room. Gladys starts walking back and sees the mini
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A truck driver was going down a steep incline
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A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make out a couple having sex in the middle of the road. Five times on his descent he sounded his horn, but they didn't move. He finally brought the truck' to a halt inches from them. The truck driver go
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Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond
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Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond of fish. She was also rather deaf, which was great for the children in her class. "What Mrs Smith needs," said one of her colleagues, "is a herring-aid."
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Who was the burger's favourite all-time movie
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Who was the burger's favourite all-time movie director? Sizzle B. DeMille!
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What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?
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What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve? Auld Lang Swine.
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Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the one yelled, “Mick! I lost me finger!” “Have you now?” says Mick. “And how did you do it?” “I just touched this big spinning thing here… No! There goes another one!”