A wife was
| Marriage jokes
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying, "Don't unleash the beast in me." The wife snickered and replied, "Unlike a lot of women, 'dear', I'm not the least bit afraid of a mouse."
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Q. Where does
| Fishing jokes
Q. Where does a fish keep his money A. In the River Bank!
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Abraham wanted a
| Humor jokes
Abraham wanted a new suit, so he bought a nice piece of cloth and then tried to locate a tailor. The first tailor he visited looked at the cloth and measured Abraham, then told him the cloth was not enough to make a suit. Abraham was unhappy with this opinion and sought another tailor. This
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God created the donkey &
| Religious jokes
God created the donkey & said to him : " You will work unceasingly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no intelligence & you will live 50 years. You will be a donkey. " The donkey answered: " I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is too
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What is a whale's favorite TV
| Various animal jokes
What is a whale's favorite TV show? Flukes of Hazard!
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Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common? A: Men usually miss all three.