Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a

A wife was

| Marriage jokes

A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying, "Don't unleash the beast in me." The wife snickered and replied, "Unlike a lot of women, 'dear', I'm not the least bit afraid of a mouse."

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Q. Where does

| Fishing jokes

Q. Where does a fish keep his money A. In the River Bank!

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Abraham wanted a

| Humor jokes

Abraham wanted a new suit, so he bought a nice piece of cloth and then tried to locate a tailor. The first tailor he visited looked at the cloth and measured Abraham, then told him the cloth was not enough to make a suit. Abraham was unhappy with this opinion and sought another tailor. This

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God created the donkey &

| Religious jokes

God created the donkey & said to him : " You will work unceasingly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no intelligence & you will live 50 years. You will be a donkey. " The donkey answered: " I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is too

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What is a whale's favorite TV

| Various animal jokes

What is a whale's favorite TV show? Flukes of Hazard!

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Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common? A: Men usually miss all three.