Q: There is a frog driving
| Music jokes
Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this? A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.
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Duayne met Patricia Ann from Birmingham
| Idiot and fool jokes
Duayne met Patricia Ann from Birmingham at a Tus-caloosa ballroom. They danced every dance together. When the evening was over, he asked if he could see her next time he was in town. "Yes," replied Patricia Ann shyly. The young man hurriedly took out his pad and pencil and asked, "What's you
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One Halloween this woman opens her
| Halloween jokes
One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the biggest blue eyes. She was dressed as an Angel, and was just delightful. The woman said, "what are you supposed to say sweetheart?" The little girl looks up at the woman and say
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What do Snowmen call their offspring?
| Snowman jokes
What do Snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.
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Why are cats longer
| Cat jokes
Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning? Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !
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Teacher : Billy, please don’t whistle while studying. Billy : Oh, but I’m not studying – just whistling !