Catching Criminals

Why do people dislike going to

| Dentist jokes

Why do people dislike going to the dentist? Because he is boring.

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While proudly showing off his new

| Time jokes

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?" the friend asked. "Watch," the student said then proce

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What has four legs and see just as well from

| Horse jokes

What has four legs and see just as well from either end? A horse with his eyes closed!

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Now my motto in

| College jokes

Now my motto in life, said the school chaplain, "is work hard, play hard and pray hard. How about you, Harriet?" "My motto is let bygones be bygones." "That's good. Why did you choose that?" "Then I wouldn't have to take any history classes!"

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When not in stores, Republicans shop from a

| Political jokes

When not in stores, Republicans shop from a catalog. Democrats watch for "incredible TV offers" on late night television.

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Catching Criminals by Hans Upp