What kind of apple isn’t an apple?

Why don't cows ever have any

| Cow jokes

Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry!

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One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney

| Blonde jokes

One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land. When they saw a sign that said 'Disney Land left' they turned around and went home.

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The seven dwarves are down in the mines when

| Sport jokes

The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "Charlton are good enough to win the European Cup." Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"

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What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies

| History jokes

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.

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There once was a baby

| Various animal jokes

There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the elephant's tail, really hard. Years and years later, the same elephant, now grown up, is by the same river, having a drink with his giraffe buddy, w

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What kind of apple isn’t an apple? A pineapple.