What did the farmer call the cow that would not
| Cow jokes
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !
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Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?
| Ghost jokes
Why are haunted houses so noisy in April? That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
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What is the Easter Bunny's
| Easter jokes
What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport? Basket-ball, of course!
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Doctor, Doctor everyone
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage. Don't talk rubbish!
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A young man comes home and says "Dad,
| Car and train jokes
A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car." Father replies, :"O.K., son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard is neat, and cut your hair. Come back in a few months and then we'll s
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Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop? He called it “Ham Hocks”.