What's yellow on the outside and grey on the
| Elephant jokes
What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ? An elephant disguised as a banana !
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How many pilots does it take to change a
| Aviation jokes
How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb? None, it is done by the automatic pilot.
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Why did the bat miss the bus?
| Bus jokes
Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around for too long.
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Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked
| Police jokes
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house w
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Why did the farmer call his
| Horse jokes
Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball? Because it's covered with horsehide!
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Did you hear about the pig who tried to start a hot-air balloon business? He couldn’t get it off the ground. .