How much for a haircut?

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

| Pig jokes

Where did the piglets study their ABC's? At a school for higher loining.

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Do you know how to catch a squirrel?

| Vampire jokes

Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

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A person went into the

| Blonde jokes

A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the ins

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These four guys were walking down the street, a

| Ethnic jokes

These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker. A reporter comes running up and says, "Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?" The Saudi says, "What's a shortage?" The Russian says, "What's meat?" The North Korean says,

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Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

| Vampire jokes

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin? It wanted to play squash.

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How much for a haircut? Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave? Barber: Ten dollars. Right – shave my head.