Why did the Ape jump off the building?
| Gorilla jokes
Why did the Ape jump off the building? He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!
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My brother's a professional boxer.
| Dead and dying jokes
My brother's a professional boxer. Heavyweight ? No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !
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If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what
| Accountant jokes
If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say? "Darling, could you tell me about your work."
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QUESTION: Do you know what
| Marriage jokes
QUESTION: Do you know what is honeymoon? ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
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Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour
| Blonde jokes
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?'
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What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ? Star Warts !