Two girls were talking in the corridor.

Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road

| Dinosaur jokes

Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

| Dog jokes

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ? A petticoat !

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How far do burgers go in school?

| Burger jokes

How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

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Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones?

| Food jokes

Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones? Mrs Jones: Yes, very much. Girl: That's funny. My mom said you didn't have any taste.

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Mad men are given a test to prove they are

| Humor jokes

Mad men are given a test to prove they are getting normal their teacher draws a door on the wall and orders them to go out. They tart fighting but one remains sitting and the teacher goes to him and asks why he didn't join others and he says "let them fight they forgot I have the keys"

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Two girls were talking in the corridor. ‘That boy over there is getting on my nerves,’ said Clarrie. ‘But he’s not even looking at you,’ replied Clara. ‘That’s what’s getting on my nerves,’ retorted Clarrie.