Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that
| Men jokes
Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A. Because those men already have boyfriends.
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Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice?
| Food jokes
Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice? Why? Do I look like one?
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How many doctors does it take to
| Doctor and nurse jokes
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
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Why did the python do national service ?
| Snake jokes
Why did the python do national service ? He was coiled up !
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A police officer was amazed to see
| Travel and tourist jokes
A police officer was amazed to see a hiker walking along the road carrying a sign which read "To Seattle." "What are you doing with that?" asked the police officer. "I'm walking to Seattle," said the hiker, "and I don't want to lose my way."
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Police Chief: Why did you arrest that doctor? Officer: He was trying to take someone’s pulse.