Waiter, what is this stuff?

Why was the struggling mange

| Sport jokes

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat? To see if there was any more money in the kitty!

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Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for

| Computer jokes

Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for me... My husband ran off with his secretary, My son pierced his eyebrow, My daughter tattooed the bald spot on her head, My dog mated with the neighbors cat, My neighbor sold her house to a mental institution, My Mom told me I was adopted,

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Waiter, what's this fly doing in my

| Waiter jokes

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir

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Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man

| Car and train jokes

Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive? A: A LOCOmotive.

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Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting

| Teeth jokes

Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?...Son: I don't know. The dentist kept it

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Waiter, what is this stuff? That’s bean salad sir. I know what it’s been, but what is it now?