BARTENDER: I think you’ve had enough,

A group of

| Hunting jokes

A group of hunters fully equipped with rifles, ammo and camping supplies, came upon a young boy armed only with a slingshot. "What are you hunting for?" asked an older hunter. "I don't know. I ain't seen it yet," said the boy.

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An insect falls into a mug of beer.

| Ethnic jokes

An insect falls into a mug of beer. English Man: Throws his mug of bear on the floor and walks out. American Man: Takes out the insect and drinks tbe beer. Chinese Man: Eats the insect and throws the beer. Indian Man: Sells the insect to the Chinese and the beer to the Englishman and buys hims

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Q: How many programmers does it take to

| Computer jokes

Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem.

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What time is it when a clock strikes

| Time jokes

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen? Time to get it fixed.

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How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?

| Baby jokes

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.

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BARTENDER: I think you’ve had enough, sir. DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy! BARTENDER: Well, it must be hard losing a wife…. DRUNK: It was almost impossible!