1) Why did the nurse keep the bedpan
| Doctor and nurse jokes
1) Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator? Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
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Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower
| Music jokes
Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax? A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
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What is small, furry and brilliant at sword
| Mouse jokes
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer !
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A survey was being taken on the University of
| College jokes
A survey was being taken on the University of Arizona campus. The survey taker asked a soccer player, "What do you think of bilingualism?" "Oh, I think it's okay," said the boy, "if it's between consenting adults."
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Q: Why don't men fake orgasm?
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why don't men fake orgasm? A: Coz no man would pull those faces on purpose.
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Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers!