Why did the grape cross the road?
| Food jokes
Why did the grape cross the road? To get away from the grapefruit.
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Q: Why do blondes stand
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why do blondes stand under light bulbs? A: It's the closest they'll come to a bright idea.
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Doctor, Doctor, my little brother
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor, my little brother thinks he's a computer. Well bring him in so I can cure him. I can't, I need to use him to finish my homework.
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What do you call an honest lawyer?
| Lawyer jokes
What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron.
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Information?
| Business jokes
Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company. "Would you spell that, please?" "Certainly. C as in sea. A as in aye. S as in sea. E as in eye. W as in why. A as in are. Y as in you." The operator pauses. "Just a minute, sir. I'll connect you with my supervisor . . ."
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Psychiatrist to his nurse: “Just say we’re very busy. Don’t keep saying ‘It’s a madhouse.);