Policeman: Why did
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell "coward" at the traffic signal? Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an adder
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an adder Great, can you help me with my accounts then please!
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What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her
| Bicycle jokes
What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ? Petal !
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What do pigs like with chow mein?
| Pig jokes
What do pigs like with chow mein? Sooey sauce.
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One of the bachelors in the
| Marriage jokes
One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked up behind an older woman, covered her eyes with his hands, and said, "I'm going to kiss you if you can't tell me who I am in three guesses." She quickly answered, "George Washington! Thomas Jefferson! Abraham Lincoln!"
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Where do snowmen go to dance ? Snowballs !