What is an autobiography?
| Car and train jokes
What is an autobiography? The life story of an automobile.
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Why does Father Christmas go down
| Christmas jokes
Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys? Because they soot him!
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Louise was watching her big sister covering her
| Face jokes
Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream. "What's that for?" she asked. "To make me beautiful," came the reply. Louise then watched in silence as she wiped her face clean. "Doesn't work, does it?" was her comment.
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Melburn was strolling along downtown
| Idiot and fool jokes
Melburn was strolling along downtown Natchez with a framed picture under his arm. "Hey, what yew got there?" asked a neighbor. "I dunno much 'bout art," replied Melburn, "but Ah just bought me an original Michelangelo for two hundred dollars! It's one of the few he ever did in ballpoint!"
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A kindergarten teacher was observing her
| Religious jokes
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She walked around to look at the artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no
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Why do burgers run the gauntlet? To test their meattle!