Why did the vampire go crazy
| Vampire jokes
Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King? He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.
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Q. Why did the jellybean go to
| School jokes
Q. Why did the jellybean go to school? A. Because he wanted to be a smarty
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Who made this Christmas pudding?
| Christmas jokes
Who made this Christmas pudding? Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it? Elf-raising flour, of course.
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Why did the blonde call the welfare
| Blonde jokes
Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
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Why do bald-headed men never use
| Hair and bald jokes
Why do bald-headed men never use keys? Because they've lost their locks.
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What do pigs like with chow mein? Sooey sauce.