Men
| Men jokes
Men are like road kill. They usually just lie around until they start to smell.
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A woman got a problem with her closet door -
| Marriage jokes
A woman got a problem with her closet door - it was felling every time a bus was passing by. So she called a repair man. The repairman comes and sees that indeed, the door falls out every time when a bus passes by. "OK, I am gonna see what is going on, just close the door behind me" and he
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Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Ve are asking ze qvestions here! A: Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in.
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A tourist was being led through the
| Travel and tourist jokes
A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida. "Is it true," he asked, "that an alligator won't attack you if you carry a flashlight?" "That depends," replied the guide, "on how fast you carry the flashlight."
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What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ? Petal !